Q-paper ka kamaal............

Today was the last class of 'Computer Software' course before midsem and a few words of advice on how to tackle the Q- paper given by the professor were:
" Students-
1) Do not try to attempt all the questions, you should be happy to solve 4 or 5 questions out of the 16.

2) If you find any ambiguity in a question, it only means- tera sochne ka tadeeka galat hai.... happily presume 0 marks for it....dont even attempt it kyon ki tera soch pehle se galat hai....u will be miles away from the actual solution.

3) I have deliberately put some wrong/invalid/misleading questions...... Touch them at your own risk.

4)Lastly, all you people who attended this last class will most probably score very low marks because u want to score more marks....................... Do not go to the exam hall expecting to score more.......... Infact, Expect to fail in the exam."


I got up early in the morning with great difficulty, only to hear this..........
UFfff, why did i go to the class?........